I cannot dive - I can never figure out how to position my body to get my feet above my head, to hit the water correctly. (yes bitches, I can get my feet above my head in other scenarios) I cannot do a backflip - same problem. I just can't figure out how to flip myself upside down like that, without a man's assistance. I cannot bake to save my soul. I'm terrified of heights, despite jumping out of an airplane 10X - and if you wanna see me piss my pants, throw a spider at me. Next?