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ITT: we admit to our flaws and things we don't know how to do.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Dec 5, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I cannot dive - I can never figure out how to position my body to get my feet above my head, to hit the water correctly. (yes bitches, I can get my feet above my head in other scenarios)

    I cannot do a backflip - same problem. I just can't figure out how to flip myself upside down like that, without a man's assistance.

    I cannot bake to save my soul.

    I'm terrified of heights, despite jumping out of an airplane 10X - and if you wanna see me piss my pants, throw a spider at me.

    Next?
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    I can't write cursive and yank out nose hairs if I see one in the rear view.
     
  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold VIP

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    I don't know how to admit to things. :depressed:
     
  4. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    I can't pwn anyone on dawgs.
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold VIP

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    They stopped teaching cursive! :pissed:
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    They most certainly did not. My children have better handwriting than I do.

    When I write, it rather looks like a chicken had an epilepsy fit across the page - but my kids have excellent handwriting.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Well-Known Member

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    When did this happen?
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It didn't.

    He's drunk.
     
  9. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    Self pwnage :owned:
     
  10. BearShit

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    I can read and write arabic
     
  11. jackie the jerk

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    I CANT QUIT YOU!!!!!!!! :facepalm:
     
  12. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    I can't cook, I'm awful with money, I'm an alcoholic, and I'm terrible in bed :woot:
     
  13. BearShit

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    :jj:
     
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    I can't ride a unicycle, found this out the other day the hard way.
     
  15. hockeygrl

    hockeygrl Senior Moderator Staff Member

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    I can not whistle. I've tried to learn my whole life. :whistle:
     
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    wanna go to wrestlemania 2014?
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    :shucks:

    You never should, baby.
     
  18. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yes
     
  19. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Pucker up and blow


























    me.
     
  20. kelliejean

    kelliejean Well-Known Member

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    I don't believe you
     

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