ITT We ask MathewT questions about the Christian faith.

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I gots a kestion
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    shoot
     
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    what brand of lube does The Jesus prefer?


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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    tears

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    Mack Well-Known Member

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    What happens to the all the little boys and girls sub saharan africa that never even heard of Jesus before they pass? Do they go to hell?
     
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    suffer not the children to come to me, for of such is the Kingdom of Heaven

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    Jesus was kosher - why ain't you goyem kosher?
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    How does god know ir claim to control whay hell is all about.. if he was so strong would nt he meerk the devil?
     
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    nobody goes to hell for not hearing the gospel

    people go to hell for dying in their sins, not recognizing that Jesus is the Son of God

    also, this is why christians send missionaries errywhere

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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    the dietary laws were part of the old covenant, and were superceded by a vision Peter was given by God under the new covenant

    let no man call what God has cleaned unclean

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    in english please

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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    How does God know whats in hell unless he been there himself, and if he know why shit be that way , why doesnt he just merk the devil.
     
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    God made Hell in order to contain the devil and the 1/3 of the angels that rebelled with the devil; He knows what's there because He made it

    it's empty right now; the first inhabitants are in our future; the antichrist and the false prophet. eventually, all evil will be contained in Hell and folded away from everything new

    the devil is already defeated, and is desperately trying to raise mankind to the level where he can defeat God Himself on the battlefield.

    won't happen.
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    If hell is empty and will not be filled for a long time why do christians use it as a threat? "Do this, or you will rot in hell?"
     
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    Why did god make all those priests fuck those little boys in their assholes?
     
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    it's a warning if given with love, and a threat if given without love; nevertheless, it is one of two eternal destinations, and it's a you-pick-em
     
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    And why didnt God tell the little boys to shut the fuck up about it?
     
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    sin, lust of the eyes, lust of the flesh, and pride of life were not made by God, but are sin corrupting creation

    that thing will not happen in heaven
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    it is better for a man to throw himself into the ocean with a millstone tied around his neck than to cause suffering to one of God's children
     
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    except for gays?

    So homos must be making a choice - because god wouldn't create an abomination?

    You'll have biblically inspired answers for every question posed. I have always like you from way back on sfn. But have you ever really thought about what it is in your personality that makes you receptive to this fairy tale? (no offense - sws)