ITT: we face some disgusting truths in our lives (srs) (wtf) (worried brah here)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    - During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.

    - In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles etc.)

    - An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

    - In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!

    - Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    - Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.

    - In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.

    - At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.

    - Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.

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  2. DrivenByDemons

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    Where is Da 2th anyway?
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    It's a pint of beer. Sure thing.:c
     
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    awesome!!! I touched 6 penis last night alone~
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    at least once per day at dawg's, you will come across 1 shit thread.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    That's exactly why I wash my hands 50 times a day and rarely get sick, McWop. :woohoo:

    Too hungover to walk to the kitchen? I knew it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:
     
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    it's why i never go out
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I'm sure that's a conservative number for you
     
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    I ALWAYS use the towel I dry my hands with to open the door. If it's an air dryer I'll use my shirt or coat sleeve. otherwise I'll just stand there till someone else lets me out.
     
  10. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    you have no idea how many times i have done that.
     
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    more reps for you
     
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    zing
     
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    This is exactly why I hold my breath and dont touch people

    Public pools? eeeew
     
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    Sounds like you had a great night!
     
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    i touched my own at least 6 times
     
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    "Powder" is on the Sci-Fy channel right now. :hw:
     
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    penis penis penis
     
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    I never wash my hands and I never get sick.
     
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