ITT We give Bye You baby raising tips

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by nicksgt, Jul 7, 2013.

  1. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    For instance there will come a point where you will be so excited for the kid to walk or talk..don't be..once they start they don't stop
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Never raised a kid..just a dog..crate um..just sayin'
     
  3. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :rofl:
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    just goofing..I don't know nuthing' about raising babies
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    but if you bind their feet, they have small feet? Not clod hoofers? Think it was a huffpo article...I dunno
     
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    SleepingWarrior Well-Known Member VIP

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    Nor birthing them...

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  7. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Saves on always buying new shoes. :idea:

    I like where this thread is going.
     
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    do NOT my want to my friend..nor do I care to.
     
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    Bye, you are going to get such harrible advice from this thread...
     
  10. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    Thats the plan...
     
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    Monk changing diapers is a must

    Congrats 2 the both of you
     
  12. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Wish I had some tips, but, I know nothing about birthin no babies.

    All I have is a :hug: and a hope that you have an easy and quick delivery.
     
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    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    OP is right, our daughter started talking a bit later than average, she hasn't shut up ten seconds since.
     
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    Bye said she is going in with some tequila shots...my kinda chick.
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    You're going to be way over protective with the first kid...trust me it goes away with the second bc you realize they are totally interchangeable.
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    :wigtip: thanks!
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    I hope it's Cabo Wabo, as advertised on The Howard Stern show! :grad:
     
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    don't drop the kid on the ground
     
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    make sure she wears a hat during the cold months
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    A bottle. Shots schmots.

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