ITT we guess the sides of the next Great War

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Blue Corner:
    USA
    UK
    France
    Canada
    Israel
    India
    Japan
    Germany
    Italy
    South Korea

    Red Corner:
    Russia
    China
    Iran
    Egypt
    Syria
    Cuba
    North Korea
    Pakistan
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    It will start out as Iran vs. Israel
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    New Zealand and Canada take on Australia and USA. They are sick and tired of being compared to their bigger brothers.
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Canada lol
     
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    Russia is with them?
     
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    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah Cuba is really going to get into a war. They can supply the Russians with cigars and '56 Chevys and Buicks to transport the troops.
     
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    Why did we join the axis powers?
     
  8. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    the world v. Israel

    Israel wins :hhh:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    If any of you feel my predictions are unrealistic, please provide your own. That is the point of this thread of course.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    It's like a game of Risk!



    Ukraine is weak.

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    fuck France; please put them in the losers column...no offense but they havent done shit since you were in charge.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Have you ever heard of a little squabble called WORLD WAR I?????
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    France will be the first to surrender
     
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    sup B?
     
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    this war, and the outcome of this war, has been known for millennia:


    "Ezekiel predicts that this will be accomplished when the Messiah delivers them from the invading hordes led by Gog (Russian leader), of the land of Magog (the land around and above the Black Sea), the prince of Rosh, (Rosh are the modern ethnic Russians) Mescheck and Tubal. (Sons of Japheth (Gen. 10 v.2) ancestors of peoples who settled in Eastern Europe & southern Asia) It is easy to establish who this power is. The first clue Ezekiel repeats three times. He will come from the extreme or uttermost north of Israel, Russia.

    Second, he will be a descendent of the ancient tribes of Magog, Mescheck, Tubal and a later people named after the combination of these people.

    Third the Russian people will rise to power. Ezekiel clearly identifies the time: "After many days thou shalt be visited: in the latter years thou shalt come into the land that is brought back from the sword, and is gathered out of many people, against the mountains of Israel, which have been always waste: but is brought forth out of the nations, and they shall dwell safely all of them. (Ezek 38 v.8) In other words, this refers to our present era, which began with the rebirth of the nation of Israel.

    Ezekiel gives a roll call of those who will fight alongside of the Russians in this invasion of Israel: "Persia, Cush and Put will be with them, all with shields and helmets, also Gomer with all its troops and Beth Togarmah from the far north with all its troops, the many nations with you. (Ezek. 38 v.8)
    Persia is modern Iran; Cush is the son of Ham (one of Noah's sons) and is the father of the black African people; Phut is another son of Ham and this involves N. Africa, Libya, Algeria, Tunisia, Morocco, Mauritania; Gomer is Eastern Turkey; Beth Togarmah is central Asia: Islamic southern Republics of the former Soviet Union - Armenia, Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tadzhikistan, & Kazakhstan."
     
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    Look, all Im saying is if you're at the helm, France is good to go.
     
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    or you can play your silly Risk game and continue bashing France :coffee:
     
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    We ride together, we die together.
    :lo5:
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    chillen u?
     
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