ITT: we help a brah learn how to be more romantic (srs)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jul 28, 2013.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I bought these for the last chick I was with and it didn't go over too well:

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    any ideas on good stuff to do so I can pretend I am more romantic :dontknow:

    brb going to do crossfit
    brb like sleeping in my own bed, alone
    brb don't like stupid rom-coms
    brb my hand is getting sweaty after holding hers too long
    brb always forgetting anniversaries
    brb picnics are really boring
     
  2. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    in your case, do everything you otherwise would think is gay if someone else did it and do nothing you think is cool.
     
  3. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I like chocolates :coffee:
     
  4. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    The ladies love it when you make your titties dance
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I'm such a romantic I almost never jizz on her face.
     
  6. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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  7. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    White chocolate is more romantic.
     
  8. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP

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    tell her she has beautiful eyes
     
  9. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Yer into some brutal things dude. Hows FTM?
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Tell her about your biggest boob threads and your ugly children night club thread.
     
  11. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Shes good man..On her way home now from New Orleans..Tired but she said she had fun
     
  12. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    no
     
  13. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Don't ask me. I bought my wife a gun for Valentines Day and I still haven't lived it down.
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :lol: that's what I'm talkin about
     
  15. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    I did the same for my ex wifes bday
     
  16. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I thought she was going to shoot me with it.
     
  17. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    She told everyone I was ever around that story for years