ITT we help GaryPageTwo improve his self image and start slaying Oslo pussy

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  1. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    This is a serious thread, I want to to help the guy. I tormented him enough to have him block me twice. Now it's time to turn over a new leaf and mentor the young man.
    I won't stand for any foolishness about pizzas and dog fucking.
    You have been warned with peace and love.
    This is a "Help The Page" thread. Please maintain thread integrity.

    For my first suggestion, Gar needs to make himself look a little more hip. Skinny jeans and blue suede shoes are a good start but he needs to accessorize a little more.

    Gar...please invest in one of these. No point in growing your own. Within a year this fad should be dead so in the meantime:

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  2. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Time to pulsate. Time to yearn. 2010 OG POTY The Bar Gold

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    How ya doin' son? :derp:
     
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  3. StormCloud

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    Show off your bulge!

     
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  4. Dream Theater

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    Sound advice. So far this thread is going off without a hitch. Thank you for your valuable input.
     
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  5. BethSucks

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    Adding some color to his skinny jean collection might help:

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  6. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Sup goat? :beer:
     
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  7. Dream Theater

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    I hope Gary is taking notes. :munch:
     
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  8. Dream Theater

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    I do what I can. @WillyBest was going to fly him in for some USA pussy. Never heard what happened with that.
     
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  10. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    Gary suffers from high anxiety. Poor little fellow probably got cold feet.
     
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    Slaying Oslo pussy top notch thread title.
     
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    A more impressive wine collection and display would help. What's he got now would probably get a "Oh, did Trader Joe's have a sale?" kind of response

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  14. Dream Theater

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    :hat:
     
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    Nothing @WillyBest 's posse can't fix:

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  16. Dream Theater

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    That would surely impress even the most discriminating of ladies. Excellent suggestion
     
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    Gary has a strong fear of flying.
     
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    Step 1) Move to Oslo

    Step 2) Slay Oslo pussy





    Well, that covers that. :coffee:

    /thread
     
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    He needs to develop an impressive skill that he can demonstrate at bars and parties. Maybe something like beatboxing or puppetry of the penis.

    @big faggy , what kind of skill or talent would impress you?
     
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