ITT We Learn to Speak Norwegian With Gary Page Two

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  1. WillyBest

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    Hey @garypagetwo since you speak English so well and none of us speak Norwegian, maybe you can help us out? Since you're on vacation, bored and looking to play online games...

    Here are some common Norwegian phrases:

    Can I help you? Kan eg hjelpe deg?
    Can you help me? Kan du hjelpe meg?
    Where is the (bathroom/ pharmacy)? Kvar er (toalettet/apoteket)?
    Go straight! then turn left/ right! Gå rett fram. Så tek du til venstre/høgre.
    I'm looking for john. Eg ser etter John / Eg leitar etter John

    What are some cool local phrases from Ohio-- I mean Oslo, that we couldn't learn online?

    What's the best way to learn to speak Norwegian? Are there different dialects? Slang terms?

    What's popular in Oslo right now? What's the culture like?

    TIA!:hat:
     
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    ha. This'll be a short thread.
     
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    The Norwegian economy seems good as fuck

    We bring in some Norwegian folks in for business sometimes and those dudes bring their wives who shop nonstop like America is a smelly Mexican border town
     
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    @garypagetwo has a lot to teach us about Norway and I'm eager to learn!:popcorn:
     
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    Can you even get lutefisk in Cleveland, Gary?
     
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    Are you fucking serious right now dude?? You wouldn't survive a night on the mean streets of Oslo stop being chode.
     
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    I would like to know how to say "I'm hiding in the work bathroom right now taking a selfie" in Norwegian :hat:
     
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    I know, that's why I hesitated to even create this thread. What's the gang situation like over there, Gar? You ever get jumped into a gang?

    How's the crime rate?
     
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    gary was last seen reading this thread :spit:
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    why don't you come and find out for yourself?? Oh, and bring a body bag you Melvin.

    Somebody stole all the frozen pizzas and candybars from the market.
     
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    Gary, please translate "I suck massive wads of cock"
     
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    I'm here for the lesson! I love Yelvis!