ITT we make statements of universal truth

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  1. Oderus

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    One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
     
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    any nonsense and I'll kick youse in the nuts
     
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    Fried chicken is good


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    garypagetwo is an enormous emo faggot.
     
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    Oderus farts on his hand and smells it when he's alone.
     
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    neither of these are universal truths
     
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    KOC farts on his hand and smells it when he's in restaurants.
     
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    It all comes down to one quotable phrase: "If you love something, give it away."
     
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    Shit runs downhill.
     
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    A 9 volt battery and a hot chicks asshole are similar because even though you know it is wrong you will still put your tongue on it.
     
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    Dead babies can take care of themselves.
     
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    Schmoopy is obsessed with BBC.
     
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    Dave Brockie is dead
     
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    you son of a bitch
     
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    He's not dead. He was needed on his home planet