ITT: we pick the 5 posters we'd choose to survive with in a cave for a year.

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  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Keep in mind this isn't about popularity, it's all aboot surviving 1 year with the following items:

    empty 5 gallon bucket

    20x20 tarp

    1 axe

    100 feet of nylon rope


    We need who and why.


    aaand GO!!
     
  2. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking my list over before I post it but somebody has to go first.
     
  3. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    So you want to know who I think would taste best? So I have to keep 4 tied up while we all eat the 5th and so on. Hmmmmm...
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    A guy could go that route but I wouldn't
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Hal could feed a village at his current weight
     
  6. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Actually the first would go bad after a few days so we would have to start in one limb at a time so they don't go bad.
     
  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I will kill you while you sleep.
     
  8. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I'd keep everybody alive and try hunting and gathering first.
     
  9. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Towards the end you would just be keeping the last person alive while you eat them piece by piece so they would last longer. Hmmmmmm.
     
  10. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably steer clear of anybody over 50 or under 30 :bigthink
     
  11. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    YAY moar lists i wont make :nocheer:
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I can only think of one poster who probably has survivalist skills. I know we have an EMT. Any nurses or doctors?
     
  13. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    isn't this a a TV show?
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Izz thizz a real cave or juss a message board cave?
     
  15. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    You didn't say we got to leave the cave. Now I have to untie everyone and apologize for serving Baltimore Mikes right arm to everyone. :(
     
  16. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I would pit people against each other while I did wall squats
     
  17. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Why wouldn't somebody want a Marine?
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    REAL fucking DEAL cave with spiders and shit.
     
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    1. Jaw Belize 2. Me 3. Funny farm 4. Slippy 5. Satri brah
     
  20. Satori Brah

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    I would have movie night once a month