ITT we post good things to say in bed during foreplay/sex (srs) (Brah the ladies man)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I usually say something like:

    "You smell like May flowers on the highest peaks of the Alps." :cool:

    or

    "Your beauty is everlasting and divine. Please be my princess." :toptip:

    What do you think? pretty hot :hump:
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    rub dat clit c'mon
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Ooh I have much to contribute here :cheer:
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    that's a little forward :what:
     
  5. Neesie

    Neesie Princess Parliaments VIP

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  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    oh great....here's comes the two stroke engine :rolleyes:
     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Vice POTY VIP

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    Roll over.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    "I'm sorry"
     
  10. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :stfu:
     
  11. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    srsly...you know anything good?
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    "I want to put my peepee into your peepee hole"
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Um yeah psshhhhh

    Not telling you now though :pie:
     
  14. Slippy

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    I'd sack you so hard that you doubled over, and that puts you at crotch-level. Shove your face into my crotch and tell you to grow a goddamn pair.
     
  15. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    "OMG, when did you have the accident with an Ax?"
     
  16. Chief

    Chief I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    How do you turn this thing on? :scratch:
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    SEE? This is why he is my love-pump.

    Boy knows how to talk the talk. "shut up and roll over"
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    "My mommy said that you have sharp teeth in your peepee hole"
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Mmmmnn, panties are coming off with this hot game I'm spittin up in this bitch.

    :dance:
     
  20. Gunslinger

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    drezza