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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    My SO has this big pink plastic cup that she drinks water out of all day but
    she always leaves a half filled cup on the counter at the end of the day or
    if she goes to work. Everytime I need to make some food or I need counter
    space that fuckin cup is in my way or I don't see it and spill it all over the fuckin
    place!!!!! :pissed: :livid: :crazy: :tflip: :leavecunt:



    :facepalm: :eek: that felt better :c
     
  2. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    Sometimes my hand doesn't make me cum fast enough
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    Stop spilling her water.
    It drives her crazy.
     
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    fills the dishwasher like the last place tetris player in the world
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Shot Dead

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    Whenever I leave a little water to drink later my retarded husband throws it all over the kitchen
     
  6. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    :jj:
     
  7. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Staff Member

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    She won't always just ask me to do something and gets annoyed when I don't pick up on the subtle hints. I'm admittedly a dope. Sometimes it's her turn to do the evening horse chores (her horses btw) and when it's pretty late she decides to mention that they need done but that she's "so tired". I have no problem doing work but just fucking ask and ask at a reasonable time instead of making it as annoying and inconvenient for me as possible. FUCK!!!!!

    BTW......her list would be 18 pages here so I'll count my blessings.
     
  8. Satori Brah

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    the funny thing is the cup is the color of Jackie's pink dildo :sarcastic:
     
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    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    oh yeah, at least for me but she isn't here :dance:
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Staff Member

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    Maybe your mind is trying to convince you that it's a cup and not a pink dildo? Maybe you wish it was a pink dildo?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Staff Member

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    :lo5:
     
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    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    prolly :dontknow:
     
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    Pack rat...I have to wait till no one is around and take truckloads of stuff to the dumpster

    Undermines mah authortiiiii with the keeds. Gives in on punishments too easy

    Constantly cleans, but never makes the kids help...thus she chases her tail
     
  14. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

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    It's like the Twilight Zone. That fuckin cup just appears out of nowhere :worried:
     
  15. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Mrs. Vyb is a dizzy and fragile broad. :facepalm:
     
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    She'll call me and ask me to stop and pick her up a coffee on the way home. Which I wouldn't have a problem with if she asked for it from a specific place, like "I'm really in the mood for a DunkinDonuts/Starbucks coffee", but she just wants a coffee from anywhere, even though I have about a dozen different varieties of k-cups sitting in the house.

    Make it yourself you lazy pain in the ass! :mad:

    Then when I get home, she'll taste the coffee and complain that it taste like it was laying. :facepalm:
     
  17. Satori Brah

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    :jj:

    example?
     
  18. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    Oh she's always busted up.

    1) Started 2012 off with her falling off a chair that she was standing on to reach a high cabinet. She lost her balance and fell to the floor and tore her ACL and meniscus.

    2) She just fell off her horse and fractured her pelvis. So ending 2012 with her on a walker, just like we began it.

    3) I should have known she was a dizzy broad when we were dating and went canoeing. She was in the front and the slightest tilt left or right had her (and me) just dumping over into the water :grr:

    4) When she was pregnant with Vybette she fell in the front yard just going to get the newspaper. She was on heels. I found her in a whimpering, simpering huddled mass in the front yard looking for sympathy but I could have killed her for almost killing my kid with those stupid shoes on.

    5) It's not a fall, but it goes to general sickliness: She had ovarian cancer and had to have a radical hysterectomy...has a vertical incision from her bikini line to above her belly button.
     
  19. Chriza

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    OMG what a faggot!
     
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Staff Member

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    She really is. I used your line that she's injured more than the Home Alone bandits. :hhh:
     

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