ITT: we post obvious sexual opportunities we missed that still haunt us (srs) (fap)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I was 15, still a virgin and staying with my friend and his family at the beach. He had a hot sister around 17 who was a slut. I was laying in my bedroom and she was staying in the room next to me. I would hear her playing with her pussy, moaning and heavy breathing coming from her room late at night. So like 2 days later we're talking outside her bedroom before bed and she says "I'm gonna go to sleep." I say "Sure you are," and she looks at me with a smile, a wink and if I recall correctly, a slight nod of her head toward her room. I just stood there like a clueless 15 year old and did nothing. :facepalm: oh lawd....why
     
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    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    dude, i feel your pain. looking back, it's so easy to pick out the ones we should have been all over and the ones we should have run away from
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    thanks brah
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    I've had a lot of times where I could of cheated, but I didn't because I was being loyal. And looking back, I should of fucked them all, because all the girls I was with at the time turned into miserable whores.
     
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    oh boy
     
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    yeah I was 15 this chick named Jenny was grabbing my dick in chemistry class, uppity Catholic boy that I was ... I had no clue. SHIT!!!
     
  7. MatthewT

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    it's not even cheated; it's you're focused so much on one you can't have, or won't have, that you miss the shy one trying to get your attention like a hundred times a week.

    and always, always, always on the last day of camp.
     
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    Hey Sat, how are you my friend?
     
  9. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    there was this onetime I was about 16 and we were all drinking in the forest, and I was making out with this sexy redheaded big titty bitch away from everyone else, she was a friends girl. But I stopped. :mad:
     
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    blairg loving Mari

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    I stopped because I had a girlfriend, not because she was a friends girl
     
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    Oh goood for yoooooooou! :mad:
     
  12. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Missed? I never missed, I always took.
     
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    we're talking about hetero chances, dave
     
  14. Porn Stache

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    There is nothing in this that suggests that she would have fucked you, brah.
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    At least I learned from my mistake...
     
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    Very true.

    If you don't try, you can't succeed.
     
  17. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :iohi5:
     
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    This exercise doesn't work for girls
     
  19. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Im not familiar with any other way.

    I'm sure you've got hundreds of stories to share, go on.
     
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    once i went to a hooker and was $10 short