ITT we post our favorite Jean Claude Van Damme movie (very srs)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    This is the one where he is in prison undercover and delivers this classic line (with the accent): "I don't pay and I don't punk."
     
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    Man, this is tough... I am a fan.
     
  3. wife is a whore

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    Bloodsport
     
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    I really liked seeing that chicks boobies in Timecop.
     
  5. FtM

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    I thought "JCVD" was really different and excellent.
     
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    Maybe Kickboxer???
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i like most of his shit but easily Bloodsport
     
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    chuck zito kicked his ass
     
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    That one where he fights and does stuff :coffee:
     
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    Hard Target had great action and maybe the worst acting but Bloodsport hands down.
     
  11. BearShit

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    I never new Chong Li was 43 the time that film came out damn nigga is older then mr warmth

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    but mah favorite is gotta be this one cuz Dolph is the man

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    sorry dude, he's too painful to watch. same category as chuck norris & that fat bloated karate guy
     
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    Dolph is a badass in whatever he does and I'm glad Stallone put him in Expendables. Where can I get someathat bling?

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    Awwwww, why ya gotta be like that?

    Chuck was fighting the war on muslims before it was cool.

    Team Norris.
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    i appreciate the genre, just can't sit thro any of them. blacks love japslap theatre tho
     
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    I can't sit thru Delta Force now either.

    It was 1986.

    I was young. :giggle:


    Chuck did have a cool dirt bike with rockets and stuff. :backpedal:
     
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    Bloodsport it is.
     
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    Never a huge fan,when it came to action I'd prefer stallone or eastwood but with that said OCTAGON and the one with BRCE LEE.