ITT we post our worst break up story (srs) (awkward) (pwned) (no bbc) (roadhouse)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I was dating this girl, Jessica, for 2 years and really loved her. I was also working in the NYC clubs
    and had a lot of temptation from other women. So I cheated, felt guilty and broke up. Then
    I went on a run of banging a lot of girls but still had some feelings for Jess. She showed up at the
    club a few times with her friends, got drunk and made a scene.

    One night though when Jess made a scene, I said 'alright….let's go.' We went back to her place and I
    fucked her hard with no emotion, hoping she'd hate me. But it turned her on and it was great sex.

    The next morning it was awkward. She asked me to go to New years party with her. I did and we
    got back together. For the next 6 months it was like we never broke up. We talked about moving in
    together, getting married, etc.

    One night we were walking home from a bar and some drunk in the street tried to hit her. I beat the shit
    out of him pretty bad. I could tell Jess was happy to be protected but I saw a flicker in her eye that I was
    still a little wild. We never spoke of it.

    I was broke and finishing up college while working (post USMC) and she graduated and was looking for work.
    We were eating in a diner and out of the blue she said that she was taking a job out of state. I was like 'ok..
    I'll finish up school this year and join you.' She said no, it is over, she wanted to start a new life. Even though
    I didn't show it, I was devastated. I called in sick to work at the bar, rented "Roadhouse" and watched it over
    and over the whole weekend. I don't know why it helped but it did. I took my mind off her and stopped feeling
    sorry for myself.

    I saw her a year later in a bar back in the city. She was engaged to a doctor. I was glad because I wasn't ready
    for all that. I still have a pair of scissors she stole from work right here in my desk drawer, decades later.
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Fag.
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    was one
     
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    I think Brah might be a chick trapped in a man's body. :jj:
     
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    do you even lift?
     
  6. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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  7. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    wait til Diego Dave reads this :jj:
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    You PMSin Brah???
     
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    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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  11. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    naw….just sharing some life experiences of The Brah :hat:
     
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    You have any hetero manly experiences you would like to share?
     
  14. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    what


    the

    fuck

    :wtf:
     
  15. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I bet this was copied from 4 Chan.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Show it to Bye. Chicks love these kinda stories
     
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    Was this lifted off of 4chan? ;)