1. The Jealous Boyfriend: somehow this doofus was able to nab the hottie with the big tits and nice ass. He knows everyone is checking her out so he follows her around giving anyone a hard stare who looks at her more than 3 seconds. Never ends up really working out. 2. Advice Guy: no matter what exercise someone's doing, he has a better one or a better way of doing it. Nobody ever asks him for advice but he's always looking for someone to "help out." 3. Marathon Man: tall skinny guy with horn rimmed glasses in his 40's, and freckles on his arms. He has no muscle mass and will endlessly run on the treadmill, not really breaking a sweat and always in an upbeat mood. 4. Paper Boy: mid 30's overweight guy with big arms who reads the paper between each set and takes a long ass time to get off the equipment. 5. Imaginary Boxer Guy: stands in the corner of the gym and shadow boxes imaginary foes. Then turns around and looks to see if anyone is checking him out. 6. Butterface Chick: butt ugly with a kick ass body. Always wears skimpy workout clothes that accentuate her tits and ass. You always check her out to see if maybe you mis-judged her but sadly realize that she is still a butter face with a bad tan. 7. Trenchcoat Mafia Kid: skinny high school goth kid who was forced to go to the gym by his parents so he will put his Nintendo 3DS down for a few hours. Wears mis-matched clothes, looks around self-consciously and struggles to bench 45 lbs 8. Gym Guidos: tan roided wannabe Italians, usually blue collar, who laugh and yell to each other across the gym, or hang out at the juice bar buying expensive milkshakes, comparing their ink, and unsuccessfully flirting with the hot chick who works there. 9. Creepy Old Guy: the old guy who barely works out, maybe curls one set of the rubber dumbells but goes to the locker room to hang out naked, scratch his nuts, shave, take a whirlpool and sauna. Sits naked on the bench and stares at people. 10. New Year's Resolution Fatties: They hang out in groups of 3-4, carrying clipboards, awkwardly trying to use the equipment and apologizing for getting in everyone's way. They always looks frustrated and you never see them past February.