ITT: we post stereotypes of the annoying people we see at our gym (srs)

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  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    1. The Jealous Boyfriend: somehow this doofus was able to nab the hottie with the big tits and nice ass. He knows everyone is checking her out so he follows her around giving anyone a hard stare who looks at her more than 3 seconds. Never ends up really working out.

    2. Advice Guy: no matter what exercise someone's doing, he has a better one or a better way of doing it. Nobody ever asks him for advice but he's always looking for someone to "help out."

    3. Marathon Man: tall skinny guy with horn rimmed glasses in his 40's, and freckles on his arms. He has no muscle mass and will endlessly run on the treadmill, not really breaking a sweat and always in an upbeat mood.

    4. Paper Boy: mid 30's overweight guy with big arms who reads the paper between each set and takes a long ass time to get off the equipment.

    5. Imaginary Boxer Guy: stands in the corner of the gym and shadow boxes imaginary foes. Then turns around and looks to see if anyone is checking him out.

    6. Butterface Chick: butt ugly with a kick ass body. Always wears skimpy workout clothes that accentuate her tits and ass. You always check her out to see if maybe you mis-judged her but sadly realize that she is still a butter face with a bad tan.

    7. Trenchcoat Mafia Kid: skinny high school goth kid who was forced to go to the gym by his parents so he will put his Nintendo 3DS down for a few hours. Wears mis-matched clothes, looks around self-consciously and struggles to bench 45 lbs

    8. Gym Guidos: tan roided wannabe Italians, usually blue collar, who laugh and yell to each other across the gym, or hang out at the juice bar buying expensive milkshakes, comparing their ink, and unsuccessfully flirting with the hot chick who works there.

    9. Creepy Old Guy: the old guy who barely works out, maybe curls one set of the rubber dumbells but goes to the locker room to hang out naked, scratch his nuts, shave, take a whirlpool and sauna. Sits naked on the bench and stares at people.

    10. New Year's Resolution Fatties: They hang out in groups of 3-4, carrying clipboards, awkwardly trying to use the equipment and apologizing for getting in everyone's way. They always looks frustrated and you never see them past February.
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    how many are you?
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    none of those :c
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    All I see are the Miis when I play my Wii Fit :cool:


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  5. fenderbaum

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    Thankfully the new years resolutioners have abandoned the cause and things can get back to normal.

    Sat, how long have you been at your current gym?
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    almost a year
     
  7. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I don't go to a gym :nocheer: :pig:
     
  8. Motoflou

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    I'm none of those!

    I'm that guy that goes to the racquetball room and hits tennis balls around and runs around like a retard.
     
  9. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    11. Brahs.....
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Tha guy that doezz cardio in hizz jeans guy...
     
  11. Avery

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    11. Loud counting guy: During sets yells at the top of his lungs how many reps he's done/doing.

    12. Milf and fat mom friend: Hot milf takes overweight friend who just can't get rid of those pesky 30 pounds from the last time she got pregnant....10 years ago.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's me! :smile:
     
  13. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    :jj: all of them awesome
     
  14. Avery

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    13. Jewish doctor: A nerd his whole life, but going to med school has allowed him to have access to all the latest growth hormones, so now he's jacked. Will often be overheard saying "I'm in better shape than my kids."
     
  15. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    don't forget the: guy walking on treadmill, just to check chicks out, guy.
     
  16. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    it would REALLY cut into your drinking time. don't do it. :burp:
     
  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    reps
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    That I know EVERYTHING about sports and Ill talk to anybody about them guy...
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    :jj: Good one.
     
  20. idiotbox

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    975ml curls?