ITT: we post the WORST ways we broke up with someone (srs) (it's funny now, right?)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jul 6, 2012.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    A girlfriend brought me to her sister's wedding. I was really bored and not that into this needy chick.
    She made the mistake of keep bugging me "why I wasn't having a good time?" "Why aren't you smiling?"
    "how come you don't wanna dance?" She was pretty wasted.

    Finally, I told her I didn't think I wanted to see her anymore. She started bawling uncontrollably to her
    parents, and I walked out amidst a big commotion when everyone found out. I remember saying: "Say hello
    to the bad guy" as I was leaving.

    :dontknow:


    :jj:

    I think she married some chump a few months later. :hat:
     
  2. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    Goddamn you are so full of shit .
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    did you throw a toothpick at the bride? :pray:
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I shoulda :what:
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Broke up with a girl over the phone on Christmas day, that was my worst. I justify it because she was a bitch
     
  6. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    i told my ex i never loved him
     
  7. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    I broke up with one boyfriend while he was in rehab, over the phone.
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    I broke up w/ 2 girls over msn messenger when i was 13 and 14
     
  9. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm always very kind when I break up with a guy. It throws them off and makes them hate me.
     
  10. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Jr high,I flat out told her your pussy stinks,she threw a glass of soda in my face
    we were at Shakey's pizza parlor.