ITT we reveal personal information about ourselves (t or f)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Mar 3, 2012.

  1. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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  2. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    I live in Vancouver Washington, not Canaduh.
     
  3. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    I've got a 13 inch dick and drive a McLaren.
     
  4. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    im not talking to my grandma the bitch wont let me burrow her caddy to go out tonight.
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I've never known anyone that has owned a cape.
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  7. DarkFriday

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    I'm partially blind in my left eye and its a bit lazy.

    Hence Smoopy calling me Stink-Eye.

    Which I find funny.

    True story. :coffee:


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  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Also, I'm painfully unattractive. :coffee:
     
  9. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Wonder why

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  10. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you'll get nothing and like it
     
  11. Shine

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    My bowels are very regular because I eat a fair amount of fiber
     
  12. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    I'm a faggot who is afraid to be a father to my daughter
     
  13. Shine

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    I have an 8" cock and know how to use it
     
  14. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    why don't you own a car again?
     
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    I am farting excessively today
     
  16. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    I once had a girl suck my dick from the back
     
  17. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    How'd that work out?
     
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    i'm hilarious
     
  19. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    It was weird and I didn't enjoy that. I was concerned I was going to fart in her eyes.
     
  20. Super Mario

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    so ya now im stuck here tonight on a saturday :suicide: