Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shine, Mar 3, 2012.
I live in Vancouver Washington, not Canaduh.
I've got a 13 inch dick and drive a McLaren.
im not talking to my grandma the bitch wont let me burrow her caddy to go out tonight.
I've never known anyone that has owned a cape.
I'm partially blind in my left eye and its a bit lazy.
Hence Smoopy calling me Stink-Eye.
Which I find funny.
Also, I'm painfully unattractive.
you'll get nothing and like it
My bowels are very regular because I eat a fair amount of fiber
I'm a faggot who is afraid to be a father to my daughter
I have an 8" cock and know how to use it
why don't you own a car again?
I am farting excessively today
I once had a girl suck my dick from the back
How'd that work out?
It was weird and I didn't enjoy that. I was concerned I was going to fart in her eyes.
so ya now im stuck here tonight on a saturday