ITT: We say something positive about Kelliejean

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  1. Wunderkind

    Wunderkind Member Banned User

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    During my time here at the Dawgshed, I've noticed there has been a lot of negativity towards Kelliejean. Please say something nice about her and only focus on the positive.

    I'll start,

    She can take a punch to the face.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She is not picky
     
  3. Wunderkind

    Wunderkind Member Banned User

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    She hasn't fucked Kanye.
     
  4. Cheri

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    She knows how to get rid of urine stains
     
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    She is not turned off by watersports
     
  6. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    She makes any chick standing next to her look pretty.
     
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  7. BrulesRules

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    She's pretty good at Ruzzle
     
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    She can take a punch.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude that was mean
     
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    Fuck. :ninja:
     
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    Fuck off with that Schmoopy
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    And skinny
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude
     
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  16. Wunderkind

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    You can just drop her off on the side of the road instead of driving her all the way home.
     
  17. Wunderkind

    Wunderkind Member Banned User

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    Yeah, that wasn't positive at all.
     
  18. BrulesRules

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    If you're dating her you don't have to invest in a punching bag for a workout.
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    She can spell the word "Meth".
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    She's a real asskisser