ITT we show PHIL How to make gourmet Tomato sauce.

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  1. Bro

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    Here are the ingredients.

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  2. Schmoopy

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    I wish Sears would default.
     
  3. Bro

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    Next I sauteed the carrot onion garlic and mushroom.

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    I'd eat the sautéed mushrooms on their own.
     
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    I don't see any carrots in there, lying liar.
     
  6. Bro

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    Then I added the pomi and the basil.

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    fake cooking thread is fake
     
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    Who the fuck is PHIL??
     
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    EC thinks your tomatoes are gross
     
  10. Oderus

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    Needs his crack filled in.
     
  11. Bro

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    I added a little water and and let it simmer for a while.

    Then I milled it.

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  12. Bro

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    Now it's simmering and cooking down.

    No FUCKING PASTE.
     
  13. nserafini

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    Problem = Solved


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  14. Bro

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    Wrong.
     
  15. Bro

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    I figure my sauce has 2 more hrs to cook down.
     
  16. Bro

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    I go through all this trouble to eat it on brown rice. Ghetto.
     
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    where's the goddamn proteins, bud?
     
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    Good show bro, can't wait until Dawg gets here.
     
  19. Bro

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    There are proteins everywhere. Just not in my sauce.
     
  20. Bro

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    She approves of pomi. She's gay for the san marzano.