ITT we show Zucoff how to properly make Stuffed egg plant.

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  1. Bro

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    First you go to Shoprite and buy your ingredients.

    http://www.lidiasitaly.com/recipes/detail/1126

    6 small eggplants (2 lbs total)
    1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil
    1 small onion, finely chopped
    1 pound ground beef
    1/3 cup dry white wine
    1 red bell pepper, finely chopped
    2 teaspoons kosher salt
    2 cups cubes of day-old country bread
    1 cup milk
    1 cup grated Grana Padano or Parmigiano-Reggiano
    1/2 cup chopped fresh Italian parsley
    1 hard-boiled egg, chopped
    2 plum tomatoes, seeded and chopped - See more at: http://www.lidiasitaly.com/recipes/detail/1126#sthash.hQ4wbEjw.dpuf
     

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  3. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    don't forget to empty the ashtrays in the eggplant shells before you add the filling :c
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    are you using smoked paprika or just the second hand smoke in your house? :c
     
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    Zucoff couldn't boil water without your help, bro.
     
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    This gonna be good
     
  7. Bro

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    Here are the main ingredients.

    A couple of substitutes.

    The bread is day old but it's not country bread. That shit was like $3.69. Don't think it will matter.

    I also cut the ingredients by half.
     

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  8. zhukov

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    :wtf:
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    so much for the six small eggplants
     
  10. Bro

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    And it calls for 6 small eggplants I got 1 large.
     
  11. Bro

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    :c
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    you've already fucked it up

    :fail:
     
  13. Bro

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    This is how you saute onions.
     

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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    The bar has turned into cooking wars :facepalm:
     
  15. Bro

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    Wrong.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I see we went purple
     
  17. Bro

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    Sup Dawg.
     
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    Olive oil :up:
     
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    Need a cooking forum.
     
  20. Bro

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    Yes.