ITT we teach AnimalGod how to make Outback Steakhouse ribeyes w/mushrooms

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  1. zhukov

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    Just sent my bitch to Costco for ribeye for tonight.
     
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    isn't this recipe a proprietary secret ..hmm well?
     
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    next we secure two nice ribeyes

    these should be sufficient

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    I meant lovely wife. Not bitch.
     
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    hand rubbed just like a custom chef

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    Outback's rub gives me the poops :wtf:
     
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    wrapped and back in the fridge for 6 hours

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    I love ribeyes! :buffet:
     
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    Forget it. He's convinced that smothering it in shitty barbecue sauce and sticking it in the oven is the only option beyond boiling it in canned mushroom water.
     
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    we will prep the mushrooms by adding the onion, wine, and beef broth

    cover and back in the fridge to marinate

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    I think we will have baked potatoes and fresh corn with this.

    See you at 6pm to cook the steaks!!
     
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    What the FUCK is going on in that pic??? SINNER!!!!
     
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    not any more!!!
     
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    follow along and teach that bitch to cook righteous
     
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    Please tell me those will be brought to room temp before cooking.
     
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    I do the meat! My bitch loves my meat.
     
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    zhukov Time Traveler VIP

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    please delete this abortion from my culinary masterpiece of a thread
     
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    of course my man I'll take them out around 4:30pm
     
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    I bought the best baby portobellos at Costco the other day. Fuck I can't wait for dinner.