ITT we teach FTM how to make chili

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    That's right Cisco we are using a crockpot.

    Ingredients:

    2 1/2 lbs ground chuck
    3 links italian sausage, chopped up
    2 cans tomato sauce
    2 cans chopped tomatoes with peppers
    chopped tri-pepper mix
    chopped green onion mix
    4 cloves garlic, chopped
    1/2 purple onion, chopped
    1/2 yellow or white onion, chopped
    1 can pinto beans
    1 can kidney beans
    1 can black beans (optional)
    jalapenos, chopped
    2 tbls olive oil
    2 tbls soy sauce
    2 tbls red wine vinegar
    2 tbls brown sugar
    1 tbls worchestershire sauce
    cumin
    coriander
    bay leaves
    terragon
    chili powder or pepper
    paprika

    I brown the ground chuck, drain the excess fat, and then blend in all the ingredients. This will simmer for 8 hours in the pot. At the end, will add a bit of corn starch and flour ( 1 tbls each ). May add some beer or red wine as well.

    Top with grated cheddar and sour cream (pics to come)

    Only six hours to go:

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  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Oh boy, vomit! :c
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    What's Tri-pepper mix? I was going to suggest adding some chopped up bell pepper but it looks like there is some in there.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That's the red, green and yellow bell pepper trifecta.
     
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  6. Gomez

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    what - no music video? :dontknow:
     
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  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    red, yellow, green peppers

    grocery store sells this in a package, or you can do it yourself
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    well, the obvious:

    [video=youtube;yuFI5KSPAt4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuFI5KSPAt4[/video]
     
  10. Husker Riley

    Husker Riley Well-Known Member

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    I agree Nerd!! I never make it the same way. That chili doesn't look good now, but after a few more hours all the ingredients will marry and prolly be great. Add a habenero to your list to kick it up!
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    No offense to OP, that's probably good stuff, but it looks more like soup than chili....a kinda California slant, IMHO...
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

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    [​IMG] :hat:
     
  13. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Christ that looks yum and got me hard

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    [​IMG] omg yum
     
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    what is chopped tri pepper mix?
     
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    Now that I got that out of the way....
     
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    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Your chili sounds delicious and Nerd put it best when she said that its a subjective thing. Personally, I have four different ways that I make it...Texas style meat chili, Cincinnati style which is mild with a bit of cinnamon, Vegetarian bean chili which is similar to my papa's recipe, and a very basic meat and bean chili similar to what they serve at Wendy's.

    Your recipe sounds really rich and awesome. I would totally come over for dinner. Thank you so much for sharing this. :hug:
     
  19. banksy

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    FTM is lying.

    She hates your chili, and she hates you.

    I've been studying her posting style, so I know this. :grad:
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Yo B, you get my PM yesterday???