ITT we teach FTM how to make Guacamole...FREE BEER!

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Actually I'm sure she knows how, but here's my version:

    1. Ingredients: 4 Hass avocados, 3 plum tomatoes, yellow onion, cilantro, jalapeno peppers, garlic, spices, lime, olive oil
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    This Quick Chef by Tupperware will make quick work of the goodies
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    Open up the avocados, put em in the machine and chop em up
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    Next we chop up the cilantro, plum tomatoes and add garlic

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    Add onions and jalapenos

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    starting to look good..

    next we add the spices: cumin, salt, pepper, a dash of terragon, 1 tblspoon olive oil, and squeeze in one lime

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    give it one last can of whup ass, and serve....

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  2. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    fuck ya! :rock:
     
  3. BleedingGums

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    nice

    i like purple onion tho

    rapes!!!
     
  4. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    looks good, man :slick:
     
  5. PappYawn

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    Oh Lover Yes!!
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    thanks nerdie!

    easy to make perfect bachelor food
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I wanna know how you is gonna give us beers yo, cuz i aint givin out my cribs address
     
  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    come over and I'll hand it to you but I'm on the second one
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Greatest thread EVAR! :yay::yay::yay::winner::yay::yay::yay:


    REP :secret:
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    nigga they aint gots coronas and guacamole in Serafimovichchestertownburrough :mad:
     
  11. PappYawn

    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Rotel or salsa is great in a pinch, just drain it in a sieve for a few. Less water less "slimy."
     
  12. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    they do now bitch :cheer:
     
  13. nazdrowie

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    sweet thread & sweet looking Guac, mang. :lo5:


    so, what happened between 2:51PM and 6:46PM? :umunch:
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I put the shit in the fridge
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Another vote for purple onions here, but that shit looks totally nummyliscious!

    Dammit, I'm fiddin ta have to get me some TexMex pretty soon.....
     
  16. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation VIP

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    Looks awesome....I love making Homemade guacamole.
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    thanks, been chompin on it all evening
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    When will FTM address this?
     
  20. Neesie

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    Looks really good! I'm not a big fan of cilantro, but I guess that's MY problem..

    But otherwise... :wop: