ITT we teach FTM how to make Guacamole...FREE BEER!

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    Actually I'm sure she knows how, but here's my version:

    1. Ingredients: 4 Hass avocados, 3 plum tomatoes, yellow onion, cilantro, jalapeno peppers, garlic, spices, lime, olive oil
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    This Quick Chef by Tupperware will make quick work of the goodies
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    Open up the avocados, put em in the machine and chop em up
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    Next we chop up the cilantro, plum tomatoes and add garlic

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    Add onions and jalapenos

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    starting to look good..

    next we add the spices: cumin, salt, pepper, a dash of terragon, 1 tblspoon olive oil, and squeeze in one lime

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    give it one last can of whup ass, and serve....

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  2. Shivvy

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    fuck ya! :rock:
     
  3. BleedingGums

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    nice

    i like purple onion tho

    rapes!!!
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    looks good, man :slick:
     
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    Oh Lover Yes!!
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    thanks nerdie!

    easy to make perfect bachelor food
     
  7. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    I wanna know how you is gonna give us beers yo, cuz i aint givin out my cribs address
     
  8. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    come over and I'll hand it to you but I'm on the second one
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Greatest thread EVAR! :yay::yay::yay::winner::yay::yay::yay:


    REP :secret:
     
  10. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    nigga they aint gots coronas and guacamole in Serafimovichchestertownburrough :mad:
     
  11. PappYawn

    PappYawn Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Rotel or salsa is great in a pinch, just drain it in a sieve for a few. Less water less "slimy."
     
  12. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    they do now bitch :cheer:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    sweet thread & sweet looking Guac, mang. :lo5:


    so, what happened between 2:51PM and 6:46PM? :umunch:
     
  14. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    I put the shit in the fridge
     
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    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Another vote for purple onions here, but that shit looks totally nummyliscious!

    Dammit, I'm fiddin ta have to get me some TexMex pretty soon.....
     
  16. Chigs

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    Looks awesome....I love making Homemade guacamole.
     
  17. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    thanks, been chompin on it all evening
     
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    When will FTM address this?
     
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    Looks really good! I'm not a big fan of cilantro, but I guess that's MY problem..

    But otherwise... :wop: