ITT we teach FTM how to make TURKEY burritos

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  1. zhukov

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    First we make turkey chili:

    1 1/2 lbs ground turkey
    1 can tomato sauce
    1 can chopped tomatoes w/chiles
    1 can chopped tomatoes w/corn and okra
    1 can black eyed peas
    1 can pinto beans
    1 can kidney beans
    pepper tri mix
    1/2 yellow onion
    1/2 purple onion
    chopped celery
    chopped jalapenos
    chopped garlic
    paprika, cumin, chili pepper, coriander, salt, pepper to taste

    We throw all this shit into the crockpot and simmer for 8 hours...

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    next we bust out the torillas, monterey jack and chedar cheese, and some light sour cream...

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    break out a couple IPAs...


    and place the chili, cheese, and sour cream in the torilla, roll it into a burrito like the youtube lady says, and EAT

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    I've got enough for about 10, so no one will go hungry tonight
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sweet Jesus :eek:
     
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    oh yeah I'm halfway thru em
     
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    I'd kill for some Mother Lager right now.
     
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    Ahhh, puke.

    Turkey?!!!

    I only eat that crap for Thanksgiving.
     
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    Nerd doesn't like to 69
     
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    majic hat? I like the ipa
     
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    The one and only answer to that is she's not a sharer
     
  11. zhukov

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    you need to spread your wings bro
     
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    Can't go wrong with that company.
     
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    srs?
     
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    :dontknow: I don't either
     
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    ask clutch :facepalm:
     
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    srs? why?
     
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    BTW....

    Just saw the last pic, prior to the folding.

    We call those "Pinner Burritos" out here in California.
     
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    she's had bad experiences i'm sure. a 69 with me, she'll change her mind!
     
  19. zhukov

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    what's a pinner
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I explained it in the other thread, but I don't want my nose halfway up a girl's ass. And I think when you're being pleasured, it distracts you from pleasuring and neither one of you does as good a job.