ITT We Theorize What Schmoopys Mom Did To Him

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  1. blairg

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    It must of been something, why else would he hate women so much. But what could it be? :bigthink:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Please stop making threads
     
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    In other news, he's been totally ignoring me since I asked what his mom did to him in another thread :bigthread:
     
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    I've only made like 3 threads in the last 2 days :nono:
     
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    I bet she never breast fed him

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    well? ANSWER ME BLAAAARG!!!!
     
  7. blairg

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    9 more minutes :woot:
     
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    Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
    Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
    Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
    Doc Holliday: Revenge.
    Wyatt Earp: For what?
    Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
     
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    I love The Beatles :woot:
     
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    I bet his dad breast fed him.
     
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    He's not even defending himself. Must be some real fucked up skeletons in that closet :weird:
     
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    :weird:
     
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    k thanks!
     
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    [​IMG] GIFSoup
     
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    She probably made him bring vacuums in every week for show and tell and try to sell them to the teachers :c
     
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    The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
    He took a face from the ancient gallery
    And he walked on down the hall
    He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
    Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
    He walked on down the hall, and
    And he came to a door...and he looked inside
    Father, yes son, I want to kill you
    Mother...I want to...WAAAAAA
     
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