Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Apr 28, 2013.
I will tell you each different ways to fuck off, as you post, until I lose interest.
We gonna fuck now?
suck my dick you tramp
you wouldn't dare
You go through a peeler, and get fried in oil.
Lets hear it, Slippery.
well ain't that a fine howdy-do?
I'll make you do my gardens, then bury you in the back of one of them, when you try to steal a beer.
I'll suck it, bite it off, and shove it down your throat, so that your gravestone has to say "choked to death on his own dick".
And then we fuck?
I will have your baby some day.
I mean, I will make you a baby some way.. never mind.
You scare me.
how about we fuck on, you dirty ho!!
I'm going to build a motherfucking shed, tie you up in it, and light that bitch on fire.
I'll roast marshmallows over your burning carcass.
I'm going to run you over with your own pedo-van, while distracting you with a taco.
Is that the rural Canadian version of a marriage proposal?