ITT: You give me some good advice for 2012 (srs) (rapes)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Need to make this a good year after two bad ones in a row.

    Rapes for good advice. Plz rape back. :hat:
     
  2. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    don't wear a skirt in the winter, you may get chapped lips.
     
  3. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Get a full health checkup
     
  4. zingger

    zingger Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I got some good advice for you but I'm not sure about the rape thing.
     
  5. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'm here specifically for the rape. I'll take yours too.
     
  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    can't rape the willing. ask mario.
     
  7. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    pay off those pesky credit cards, that 28% interest is adding up

    go cash brah
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Bark less, wag more. *

    * this is advice from Elvis, my Golden Retriever
     
  9. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    Break up with your girlfriend and try to fuck as many hot girls as you can
     
  10. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    Take up meditation and Yoga.
     
  11. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Good advices so far. Will evaluate and rape when I am able to
     
  12. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.
     
  13. FrancesTheMute

    FrancesTheMute Teenage Dreamwolf Gold

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    Strive to be more Paleo.
     
  14. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Speaking of rape, when in an area with a large population of homosexuals, don't bend over or you may meet a new friend!
     
  15. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    write a novel
    fight a bull
    father a son
     
  16. FrancesTheMute

    FrancesTheMute Teenage Dreamwolf Gold

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    Make this soup...

    1 medium head broccoli, cut into florets and steamed just until tender
    2 stalks celery, chopped
    1/2 small yellow onion, chopped
    1 clove garlic, minced
    1" piece fresh ginger, peeled and chopped
    juice of half a lemon
    1 tsp dried oregano
    1/2 tsp freshly ground black pepper
    pinch sea salt
    1/2 cup warm water
    2 tbsp olive oil
    half an avocado, diced

    garnish
    2 tbsp pumpkin seeds
    1/4 avocado, diced
    pinch cayenne

    Combine the broccoli, celery, garlic, ginger, onion, lemon juice, oregano,
    salt, pepper, water and half avocado in a blender and puree until smooth. Add more
    water as needed until soup reaches desired consistency (I added about 1 1/2 cups total).
    Drizzle in olive oil and stir until smooth.

    Ladle into bowls and sprinkle with pumpkin seeds, avocado, and cayenne. Serve immediately.


    ...this should fit into your dietary restrictions.
     
  17. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    get one every year....raped brah

    Always use credit cards for Starwood and Marriott points....usually pay them off every month. Could be better with it, though. reaps for u

    No can do. She's a keeper.

    Meditation yes, yoga no. Have to rep other people before I rep you and Ridic

    Need to work more, post less. Reps 4 u

    I'm like 80% paleo, 20% whatever I want cuz I'm on a winter bulk. Will rep u when I spread it arpound more

    Will write a novel and father kids...someday. Reps for u when I am able.

    Rep back brahs thanks
     
  18. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    Smoke lots of Pot.
     
  19. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    I must spread Rep around before blah blah blah...

    Ooh, I just thought of something from a friend on Facebook earlier today. It is actually kinda relevant to the topic at hand...BRB
     
  20. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I repped you brah