i've always wanted to bang a chick named kendra

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's such a slutty name. you ever know a kendra who wasn't a total whore? :cheer:
     
  2. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    In the new threads column this came up as "i've always wanted to bang a chick..."


    And I thought, "oh me too!" :c
     
  3. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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  4. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's like Desiree. They can always kick your ass.
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    That's my daughters name :mad:
     
  6. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Some dolt at work named his daughter "Amber Lynn" and had no clue he sealed her fate as a stripper/porn star. :facepalm:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Its not really her name, but the name I did give her can be called out to the main stage :dontknow:
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    since you only want to fuck her once, wouldn't it be simpler and cheaper if we just hypnotized you to think you did?
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits

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    I had a friend in the 8th grade who had an older sister in High School named Kendra...I was over at his house all the time because she would always walk around the house in short shorts and tank tops :jerk: