I've been dead before

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by newcastlefan, Jun 22, 2016.

  1. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    wasn't all it was advertised to be
    no pearly gates
    no wings
    no fires

    no angels or demons (although I did meet Angel yi Jesus, who tried to sell me oranges)

    so i came back.
     
  2. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Shalom
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Refund bitches
     
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    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    Wait, dead = dead, you were without a heart beat for a while?
     
  5. larryluncg

    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    If you were Muslim you would have stayed dead. Those virgins are not going to fuck themselves
     
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  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    you only die once
     
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    VarmintSam Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Maybe you were just really drunk :dontknow:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Bob Plant. :nojj:
     
  9. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    With my luck those virgins would be men.
     
  10. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    If you do it right once is enough. I have to repeat the class till I get it right.
     
  11. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    l'chaim
     
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    I was brought back too, and I'm miserable.
     
  13. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    Happened every time I had surgery under general anesthesia. Seems I stop running for a few seconds and then restart automatically without noticeable damage. The doctors explain this as "it happens".
     
  14. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    I've never been able to drink enough to get drunk without falling asleep first.