I've been invited to a Halloween party, but wont be going cause a costume is required

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    ...and dressing up when you're over 13 is as gay as gay can be (short of inserting your penis in another mans bunghole)
     
  2. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I like it cuz girls dress slutty and get shitfaced. Last time my friends uptight wife dressed like Snow White and she got so drunk she fell on her back and rolled and lifted her legs up and I got a great panty shot. [​IMG]
     
  3. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal Gold

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    I don't think it's gay to dress up as an adult.

    It's not my scene at all, but whatever folks want to do is fine by me, even gay dudes fucking each other in the butts is fine with me.

    My opinion matters.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Wear a hawaiian shirt and say yer Magnum.
     
  5. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    This.
     
  6. Nick Beef

    Nick Beef New Member Banned User

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    And that.
     
  7. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    You can go to the beach & see broads in their Bikini's if you're looking for scantily clad chicks
     
  8. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP

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    Just wear this and be done with it.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Unintentional panties shots are a big turn on for me. I'm a voyeur, or as some would say, a creep.
     
  10. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Didn't most chicks stop wearing panties about 10 years ago ??
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    They were polka dotted. I think they were part of the costume.
     
  12. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Just go as a dickhead...no (further) costume required.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Fucking home run!
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    women love to dress up as sluts, never pass up a costume party & panty shots, down blouse shots are the best, anything i'm not spose to see, even from my wife turn me on.:cool:
     
  15. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    Even THAT is a little less gay than dressing up in costumes.
     
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    When my niece and nephew were about 5-7 I was in charge of taking them trick or treating. We were discussing costume choices and my nephew said with a straight face "Why don't you go as a naked lady?" I shot him a look and he said "It was just an idea!"
     
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    If you were a Florida teacher, I'd suggest you stay the hell away from the kid...
     
  18. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    :rolleyes:

    derp