ive been keeping track om my morning shit times

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I average 8 minutes on the bowl every morning
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I dont like jerking off in the morning. post cum will have my dick sticking to my undies all day
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Ive been married 10 years. No condoms here
     
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    beetlejosh Who's the guy with the tattoo? Gold

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    I wake up 5:35; take dog outside

    5:45 in bathroom shitting/reading cnn/checking e-mails

    5:55-6:05 either extra shit time or jack off

    6:05-6:15 shower

    6:30 - dressed and in the car
     
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    should make an spreadsheet, then a detailed analysis

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    A place for everything, and everything in it's place
     
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    I hold my shit until I get to work. Company time and company TP.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I cant take a shit at work
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

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    of not om!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The f key is nowhere fucking near the m key!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter VIP

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    Checking email on the can does not sound clean
     
  13. banksy

    banksy Hey. You ugly. You yo daddy's son. VIP

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    :dontknow: I do it.

    I just make sure to wash my hands after I finger my asshole. :D