I've been on the rag since 1974

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  1. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    Why I haven't bled to death amazes me.
     
  2. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    There's an app for that
     
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  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    What did cavewomen do when they were on the rag? Stuff animal fur up their snatch?
     
  4. J Hi

    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish. Gold

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    In 2005, I had a massive fibroid that went undetected for months. It was hiding somewhere in there & no doctors could find it. I ended up getting about 14-15 blood transfusions. I literally was on my death bed for the last one. I finally got an appointment to see the doctor that was always on Oprah's show. (Not Dr. Oz, a real doctor.) She stuck her hand deep up in there, was digging around for a bit and found it. Had surgery the next day. Took out all kinds of parts. And that was that.
     
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  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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  6. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    Please select and confirm.

     
  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    2. Confirmed. :derp:
     
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  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    are you a chick apple?
     
  9. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed 2010 OG Gold

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    No, just a guy with a personality disorder or two.
     
  10. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Ride a sheep for a few days.
     
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    MRI?
     
  12. J Hi

    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish. Gold

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    Nope, no MRI (well for that at least). Just x-rays and ultrasounds. Damn thing was hiding out in there.
     
  13. goldtopper

    goldtopper For Real VIP Gold

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    They just used whole small rabbits.
     
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  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I dated this girl for a short time.
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    goldtopper For Real VIP Gold

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    :haha:

    Sofa King hot.