I've been pre-shopping for whores for this weekend

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by h5htyt76757j, Sep 5, 2014.

  1. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    and theyre really god damn expensive.. maybe its cuz the UFC and Bellator are at Foxwoods and Mohegan, but its really getting me sad :depressed:
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    Pay for what you get Clutch
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Pay for what you get Clutch
     
  4. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    This is true, i learned the hard way.
     
  5. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Im hoping just like the hotel room, the whores have off peak hour pricing :pray:
     
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    Catch her at he end of a long 12 hour shift. That's when they usually cut you a deal.
     
  8. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    chyea chyea :jj:
     
  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits Gold

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    post their pics clutch and make a poll and let us vote :up:
     
  10. WillyBest

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    Save up for a nice toothless crack whore.
     
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    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    You don't have any girls you can call to go with you to the casino? :wtf: you fuckin incel
     
  12. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    No :depressed:
     
  13. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    How much does a whore cost?
     
  14. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    $350-$600 an hr I've seen so far....
     
  15. WillyBest

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    Holy shit! What do you get for $600.00???
     
  16. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Anything I guess :dontknow:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm gonna barf
     
  18. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Double bag dat shit! You don't want da AIDS!!!
     
  19. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    backpages? myredbok? you can get a good one for like 200 probably
     
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    Just jack off. Guaranteed you'll lose all interest in spending money on skanky pussy.