I've been screwing with a Nigerian scammer for three days.

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  1. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Can he find out who I am and send his boys after me? he's expecting $2400 by the morning and might be kind of pist.
     
  2. hockeygrl

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    That's helpful, thanks
     
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    You done goofed.

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    post the emails bra


    i've always wanted to fuck with one of them
     
  6. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Ok, it's for a rental house tat ad a price that was too good to be true

    Hello,


    Thanks for your interest and sorry for the late response. I did got your response concerning the advert i posted on craigs list. The house is still available and ready for move in, presently I'm not around to take you on a tour of the property, I need a good and clean family/tenant to take good care of my property since I am out of the state now,I will like you to know that the rent charges is not really the issue ,but your absolute maintenance of my house is most important thing, I have received some proposals regarding the rent because it is located in a very good area. I know there is no way I can be sure that you are the right person to live in the house because we won't be able to see physical before sending you the keys and the documents to occupy the space. But I just had a feeling that anyone who knows what it takes to put the kind of structure down should know that maintaining a building is mandatory, so if you believe you can take good care of the house and handle it like yours, then I will be more than happy to let you rent the house,I spent less time in the States so I could not get a hold on any Realtor to handle this rent issue, although it was when I knew how long my family and i are going to stay in Africa for my new job(i am currently working with julius berger PLC as a drill engineer. so I decided to rent out the house out the property by my self. i can sent you the picture of the interior of the property. I left behind some Facilities which is included in the rent, But you can also move in with your belongings too. So we will like you to have in mind that the document and keys of the property will be ship to you before you can occupy the house but you can drive by the house anytime to take a look.Pets are welcome.i can send you pictures of the interior.( below is the Street Address: 3231 NW 60th St Seattle, WA 98107 : $800 Deposit: $500 ).
     
  7. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    My Craigslist name is bob lumkin. Makes me giggle

    [HR][/HR]From: Bob Lumkin <boblumkin@yahoo.com>
    To: Ggs Gg <ggs.gg10@yahoo.com>
    Sent: Sunday, February 12, 2012 10:15 AM
    Subject: Re: $800 / 3br - 3 bedrooms, 3 baths home (seattle)


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    [TD][FONT=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif]Thank you for your reply. My wife and I absolutely love the house and are disparate to get in before somebody else takes it. Could you please give us first consideration, we would be willing to pay a bit more rent because it is perfect for us. You don't have to worry, we are clean and very handy around the house. We have money and needto get in right away. I'm having trouble with te application but will send it by the end of the day. Please don't rent it until you talk to us first

    Regards
    Bob

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  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Thanks for the mail,it nice hearing from you.I want you to know that my house is available for you to move in asap.Do get back to me with the filled out application form so we can proceed further on how you will be moving in


    God bless

     
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    [TD]Thank god you haven't rented it yet, can I send the money for rent with the application so you don't rent it to somebody else?
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    Luullululzzz



     
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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Thanks for the mail,it nice hearing from you.I want you you to know that i am ready to rent you my house.Yes you can send the money with the application form so i can send you the keys and document for you to move in.You will be sending the money through western union money transfer bob but do fill out the application because i will be sending the keys and documents of the house to your house address so you can move in immediately you get the keys..Here is my cell number so do call me now +2347081005282


    Here is the information below..

    Payment Information
    Receivers name : Paul Chaparro
    Receivers Address: # 11 waylor street Okota Isolo Lagos
    Country: Nigeria
    Zipcode : 23401
    Secret Question: Who Is our Creator?
    Secret Answer : God
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    You ever hear that story about the guy who wakes up in a bathtub full of ice, with a note that says "Call 911, or you will die" lying next to him.

    Yeah, that's going to be you. The Nigerians invented that scam.
     
  14. mattyfishrip197

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    ha ha ha ha ha .....i love it...thats funny shit right there
     
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    You are welcome. :)
     
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    Secret Question.

    :lol:
     
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    u gotta get him to somehow send you some money first

    and do flip flop on him
     
  18. Gwarn1

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    [HR][/HR]From: Ggs Gg <ggs.gg10@yahoo.com>;
    To: Bob Lumkin <boblumkin@yahoo.com>;
    Subject: Re: Fill out the application form and get back to me asap
    Sent: Tue, Feb 14, 2012 2:42:41 PM

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  19. Gwarn1

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    There's there's no way that could happen
     
  20. mattyfishrip197

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    yep awesome idea