I've been wanting to share this. Mostly because I'm an ugly dude.

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  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    I've been going to this shoprite almost every night I'm at work just because it's within walking distance and they have lots of good fresh produce. But that's besides the point.

    There's a woman manager there that's of small stature but huge tits. (hispanic) I mean she's all tit like basket. :basketcase:

    So anyway, I figure she knows me because I gawk at her whenever I'm there. (no pics)

    I bought this super stylish jacket at Target the other day and now I see that she is checking ME out.

    The other day, like 2 days ago, I come out of the last aisle and she walks in front of me with an item to check in the price scanner.

    I get on a line with one person in front goofing with the cashier about how he parked 2 cars and should get parking vouchers for 2 cars.

    The big titty manager gets in line behind me with a small box of donuts and starts laughing hysterically at this guy and his 2 cars.

    You know it really wasn't that funny and I felt caught in the middle.

    Then I realized, she got on line to try to engage me.
     
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  2. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    youre engaged already? those mexicans work fast
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    You should make a statement and cut her head off
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Rams Harold Jackson?
     
  5. Bro

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    mexican is an insult to puerto ricans
     
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  6. Bro

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    I want to bring her back to work and cheat on my wife.
     
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  7. Bro

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    I don't want to meet her family though.
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Most chicks are turned on by Target apparel
     
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  9. artiesoffspring

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    She got in line to tell you that you're a faggot.
     
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  10. Bro

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    My jacket is so stylish.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Do it, I have before, it's not that difficult

    And if shes chubby it makes it easier
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    This isn't something you want to post considering your kids click the Amazon link here before going shopping.
     
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    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You are reading way too much into this.
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Maybe she got on line to buy the donuts. Even managers have to pay for the food like everyone else.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Were they powdered doughnuts?
     
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  16. Gator

    Gator What?

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    I wanna apologize for calling you fat.

    Wait, you're ugly also? :facepalm:
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    i say hook up with her. you haven't really lived until you titty fuck a huge tittied hispanic chick.
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    If it was dinkus instead of Bro, they'd already be glazed.
     
  19. Bro

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    No. I watched her after she got in my way.

    Plus I could tell she don't eat no donuts.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    Her tits are made from doughnuts.
     
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