I've come to the realization that sales people have no idea what they're talking about.

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  1. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP

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    For example:

    When I purchased my Samsung smart tv, I asked the sales person if I could plug in a keyboard and he said no. Turns out you can plug in a keyboard AND a mouse.

    Then when I was checking out at Target with 400 dollars worth of purchases, the cashier asked me if I wanted to apply for a Target card and mumbled something like and you can save 20% on the purchase. So then I asked, "How much?"

    She tells me 10%.

    Turns out I saved 5%. 20 bucks. Fucking cunt. Then the floor manager comes over and congratulates her loudly that she sold 5 cards that day. Now I have a Target card that will save me 5% on purchases whenever I shop at Target.

    That means I will now have a Target bill every month and another card that won't fit in my wallet and my credit score will go down when I stop using it. :facepalm:


    Too bad Dawg can't get a percentage every time I shop at Target from now on. Target is now like my new ball and chain.

    :words:

    :eek:

    In case you couldn't tell, I hate getting lied to.
     
  2. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Shop online :grad: better parking too.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    You're a handsome man, Bro.
     
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  4. Phil McKrakin

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    Eat a dick. Bro.
     
  5. yosemite sam

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    This
     
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    Stfu, you cunt.
     
  7. Bro

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    Was saving 20 bucks worth it to get tied to a Target card?

    I mean I shop there once and a while because it's close to work. Like, across the street close. And 5% is better than 1.5% cash back. :c

    What's in Your wallet?
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    :lol: you asked the worker at target for advice on a tv.
     
  10. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    keep consuming, idiot
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ya get what you pay(live) for
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was just thinking today. I should probably go down to target,,those over worked minimum wage types....the ones working through the holiday weekend for sheckles.... they're soo helpful!

    :rofl:
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    LOl, nice job, 'union guy'
     
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    jfc
     
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    If you had a question about your tv you should have started a thread about it, dumb fuck.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    good to see that under the facade of all your pro-big labor rhetoric is a sensible man :beer:


     
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  17. Bro

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    HAHA You guys are cray. I bought my tv from PC Richards.

    And Target might be a step above Walmart. Walmart is also across the street from where I work. The whole area is corporate driven with chain restaurants too. The only privately owned businesses in the area are bars and pubs and pizza places, and 1 jewelry store that's been there forever.
     
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    ffs...
     
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    What's the point anymore? Corporations have won. I got a Target card. Buy Target stock.
     
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    Hey phil. I'd play poker with you but should go to bed before the sun comes up.

    I'm off the next 2 weeks though so I'll be around. :c