For example: When I purchased my Samsung smart tv, I asked the sales person if I could plug in a keyboard and he said no. Turns out you can plug in a keyboard AND a mouse. Then when I was checking out at Target with 400 dollars worth of purchases, the cashier asked me if I wanted to apply for a Target card and mumbled something like and you can save 20% on the purchase. So then I asked, "How much?" She tells me 10%. Turns out I saved 5%. 20 bucks. Fucking cunt. Then the floor manager comes over and congratulates her loudly that she sold 5 cards that day. Now I have a Target card that will save me 5% on purchases whenever I shop at Target. That means I will now have a Target bill every month and another card that won't fit in my wallet and my credit score will go down when I stop using it. Too bad Dawg can't get a percentage every time I shop at Target from now on. Target is now like my new ball and chain. In case you couldn't tell, I hate getting lied to.