I've decided that Applebee's kind of sucks

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So I went there this weekend and I ordered a blue cheese burger as I am wont to do and the menu said it had onions, red peppers, and mushrooms and I was like OOOH CAN I HAVE THAT EXCEPT WITH NO MUSHROOMS and our waiter was like NO NO SEÑOR IT IS A VEGETABLE MIX and I was all like BALLS but I got it anyway and the presentation was just awful and my fries sucked on knobs and it looked like they had just picked up a giant scoop of fries in a little toy crane and then dropped them unceremoniously only my plate and the blue cheese tasted fucking fucked up too



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    It's no red robin or chili's
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    All the Chili's closed around here

    Red Robin is fucking titties though except now they fucked up THEIR plating
     
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    ya think?
     
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    They take the piss out of it, yes?
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Applebee's is good to catch part of the game when you're out and about and have a decent selection of craft beers
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I remember liking it back when I was young and sexy but now that I am old and gross I have different standards
     
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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    On top of it, Miss Chriza got something fucking delicious :mad:


    CLUBHOUSE GRILLE


    Piled high with Virginia ham, shaved turkey, melted cheddar and Jack cheeses with Applewood smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo and a drizzle of our signature honey BBQ. Served on our toasted bakery bread.

    $9.99

    And she added avocado



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    I remember when I thought Applebee's was cool too :facepalm:
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    the only thing I like at applebees is the chicken wonton tacos
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    My parents love the place but I find most things there gross. Only item I would return for is the Triple Chocolate Meltdown dessert :buffet:
     
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    boiled ribs
     
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    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Needs a tomato slice
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My BFF came over later that day and we were all like

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    to each other and I told him about my uninspired meal and Mexican waiter and he told me he read on Reddit that like everything they make there is basically cut out of a plastic bag and microwaved
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Which reminds me, I want to learn to use Reddit
     
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    You were at Applebee's :facepalm:
     
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    hating you gives me a reason to keep coming here.