I've gone and had myself an accident

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I was walking around at work and I tripped and fell and I hit my shin, right above my ankle, really hard and it started gushing blood and now my sock is completely red and it's already bled through two band aids

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    How's your day going? :smile:
     
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    need pics
     
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    Rub some dirt on it and man up.
     
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    Pics or GTFO :pie:
     
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    Google "bloody leg" for a reenactment
     
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    Spaz.
     
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    But it hurts :tears:
     
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    :what:
     
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    Health Girl is yelling at me for not going to the hospital
     
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    someone oughta tell that dopey twat Adele that rain isn't flammable
     
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    I tripped over a rock and broke my ankle at work, so I cant make fun.
     
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    All that booze in your system isn't letting your blood clot.
     
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    Fuck :eek:
     
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    Pay Header $150 to bandage it up
     
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    Shit
     
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    Fucking women are so irrational. You don't go to the hospital for a little cut unless there is a bone sticking out of it.
     
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    Just superglue it my pinky turned out fine.
     
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    Get a bigger band aid. Take the sock off before the blood dries and sticks to the wound.