I've got a bitch that sucks my dick til I nut

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Jul 13, 2014.

  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Spits it on my gut then slurps that shit back up? Is that a slut? She even takes it in the butt. We fucked for about an hour now she wants a golden shower
     
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  2. Daemon

    Daemon Asshole

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    Shut up dummy!! You're about to take first place in the Shed's dumbest poster. :hhh:
     
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  3. Mur

    Mur soon

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    who is doe?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    A deer. A female deer.
     
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    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    :cwl::haha::spit:
     
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    in on 1
     
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    Mur soon

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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Slut??? Sounds more like a dream girl to me!!
     
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    ec has been busy :cig:
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :pray:
     
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    How much did she charge?
     
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    Shivvey you and wife splitting up again
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Jesus Christ, now my "PM" box is blowing up :pissed:
     
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    This never happened you lying faggot
     
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    Just taking a lucky guess
     
  19. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    why does Yosemite think he knows me personally? :worried:
     
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    I don't know anyone here personally.