I've got a problem

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jan 13, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My friend is hosting a dinner party next month for "Lunar Chinese New Year" (?) and I really really want to go but the Facebook invite says it is 5:00 p.m. on a Friday and I don't get off work til 4:30 and it'll take me a long time to get to her place but I really want to go what should I do :tears:


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  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    just go late you niggger
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    What if I get there and they ate it all :nocheer:
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Also, I Googled "Eight Treasure Rice" and :worried:
     
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    who the fuck gets there on time you stupid gringo
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    is it potluck or are you going to be a freeloading faggot?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    and is this an ex-chink girlfriend of yours?
     
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    Artie Laugh ****

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    Is your friend a hot piece of ass?
     
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    Chriza wouldn't attend his parents funeral if there wasn't an open bar and food.
     
  13. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Hey man. He told her he would bring hot dogs and buns.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll stop and pick up some fortune cookies
     
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    chriza is bringing Cheezits and Natty Lite :yes:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No she's actually a Jew
     
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    [​IMG] Chris Wilson! Chris Wilson!
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    She's all right :dontknow:
     
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    No Wonton Soup? WTF?:mad:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Okay I just received verification, crisis averted

    "Food will be served constantly. Dim Sum starts around 6 and the duck and other courses about 7-7:30. We will not run out of food. Anyone is welcome to arrive whenever and stay as long as you want."