Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Danas Boyfrien, May 8, 2016.
Just kill yourselves and get into heaven already.
I wonder if any chicks I've banged in the past consider me a fuckboy. That would be kind of cool.
I'm hungry for a sammich.
I'm in the process of buying a new place and when I think of what you've got and what I'm getting for what I'm paying I want to cut my dick off.
why aren't you with your mom?
...I'm not with my mom, because she's dead, that bitch
She's 3,000 miles away, darling.
My mom loves me more than yours loved you because she stayed alive.
can I go be with her, since I'm closer, you know she'll love me
my Mother hated me so much she died on Thanksgiving Day.
You can but I'm pretty sure @Gwarn1 is on his way over there for some anal.
DB is the new Shivvy.
My mother's final shot at my father was dying on Father's Day
But who will advise us on subjects like how pervs will pretend to be transgender, so they can touch kids in bathrooms?
Did she at least get the turkey in the oven first?
Uncle Chico died on Father's Day 2012. Poor Aunt Jean is still way heartbroken.
DB is our only hope.