I've had just about an assful of religious faggots.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    Just kill yourselves and get into heaven already. :fil:
     
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    I wonder if any chicks I've banged in the past consider me a fuckboy. That would be kind of cool.
     
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    I'm hungry for a sammich.
     
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    I'm in the process of buying a new place and when I think of what you've got and what I'm getting for what I'm paying I want to cut my dick off.
     
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    why aren't you with your mom?
     
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    ...I'm not with my mom, because she's dead, that bitch
     
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    She's 3,000 miles away, darling.
     
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    My mom loves me more than yours loved you because she stayed alive.
     
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    can I go be with her, since I'm closer, you know she'll love me :wub:
     
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    hallelujah!
     
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    my Mother hated me so much she died on Thanksgiving Day.

    at noon.
     
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    You can but I'm pretty sure @Gwarn1 is on his way over there for some anal.
     
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    DB is the new Shivvy.

    thread diarrhea.
     
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    My mother's final shot at my father was dying on Father's Day
     
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    But who will advise us on subjects like how pervs will pretend to be transgender, so they can touch kids in bathrooms?
     
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    Did she at least get the turkey in the oven first?
     
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    :yes:
     
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    Uncle Chico died on Father's Day 2012. Poor Aunt Jean is still way heartbroken. :sad:
     
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    DB is our only hope.
     
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