I've had three random drug tests in the last 5 months

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  1. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    I am a pot fan but haven't smoked in over a year. This seems like a giant waste of money for my company. I prefer drinking anyway but taking pot off the table makes me antsy.

    p.s. I'm in an office far away from heavy machinery.
     
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    jaw_belize Well-Known Member VIP

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    i have never been drug tested EVA
     
  3. Just Peachy

    Just Peachy VIP Extreme Gold

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    Seems very excessive.
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Jesus. WTF industry are you in?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I am a pot fan, but haven't smoked in over 3 hours


    let's change that, shall we :smokin:
     
  6. crackerjackson5

    crackerjackson5 Well-Known Member

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    Oil & Gas
     
  7. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    All it means is someone is not being tested speak up if they call your name next time.I was tested at random (non post accident) 6 times in one year finally said something and the following year I got one random.
     
  8. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    This, Companies get a better rate if they test a certain percentage of their employee's. If they can't find enough clean one's they recycle what they have to get the numbers up.
     
  9. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    :c:cheer:
     
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    i had to hire companies to piss test people.

    i felt bad about it considering my love of pot and the fact that i didn't have to test.


    back in the day, somebody took the air force to court over piss tests. while i was in thailand, the courts said the tests were ok. the base i was on tested everybody with 4 stripes and below in one day. they lined us up like cattle to a slaughter on the flightline.

    so many people in critical positions showed up positive, they didn't prosecute any of us.

    there is strength in numbers!
    :flag:

    being tested 3 times in that short of time is odd. are you sure it's random? do you look like a pot smoking degenerate?
     
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  11. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I got 4 "random" tests a few years ago. Fuck if I care......I'm getting paid to go and have nothing to worry about. Send me every day.....no problem wasting my time.
     
  12. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Some dirty MF called anonymously to IAD once, I had 3 randoms in a month. I told them the last time, "you guys are barking up the wrong tree." :haha:
     
  13. RobinsBedSores

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    The key to pissing clean is to steer clear of drugs and narcotics.
     
  14. The Cunt

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    Sounds to me they are trying to find a excuse to fire people
     
  15. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Seriously.

    If someone's driving a desk and not heavy machinery and they're getting their work done, who the fuck cares?
     
  16. HeinousMark

    HeinousMark Creepy-Ass Cracka VIP

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    Naw, just the pot.... Alcohol is legal, and coke, heroin, PCP, meth, LSD, etc. all pass out of your system within a few days, while pot stays there for at least a month. So if ya wanna piss clean, just stick to the really hard drugs and getting drunk. You sit home on the weekend eating Cheetohs and playing video games and smoking a joint, and you are out of a job, hippy!
     
  17. Estocada

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    The wall is breached. Pot will be legal eventually. After that, companies will slowly stop fucking with people over it since companies that don't fuck with people will become more attractive to work for.
     
  18. EasyJesus

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    Yeah, I guess it depends upon how expensive/sophisticated the test is. For your random, run-of-the-mill, at-work, drug test, I'm guessing if you're not in a warehouse or operating heavy machinery, they give you the cheapest one possible, just to be able to say that they drug test.
     
  20. cheezedbyfate

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    "random".....hahahahahaaaaa....