I've just completed a transaction in which I purchased a large bag of Candy Corn

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  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Although I'm no mathematician, I'm calculating the odds of the contents making it to Halloween as 147,629,925 to 1


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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    this nigga hilarious
     
  4. HaroldJackson

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    Cany
     
  5. jokeland

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    I would egg your house if you dared to give me that shit candy on Halloween
     
  6. DogStar69

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    :cheer:
     
  7. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    You will be negged by BM for not saying cany
     
  8. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    I don't give away candy on Halloween. I shut the door & turn off the lights. I don't need to be bothered by all those little assholes ringing my doorbell every 3 minutes.
     
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    Another gay Internet cliche..
     
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    In my opinion that candy doesn't taste good.
     
  11. VeeB

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    Gross. People actually eat candy corn?
     
  12. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    No. Stores mainly put out several hundred bags of it on the shelves every Halloween purely for aesthetics
     
  13. beatlejaws

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    i watched that Hitchcock movie the other day. Alfred loved the candy corn
     
  14. Bro

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    It all makes sense now.

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  15. HeinousMark

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    Candy Corn is an Elite Halloween candy :grad:
     
  16. baltimore mike

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    Its cany corn ass
     
  17. VeeB

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    I thought stores carried it for the cheap fucks who don't want to hand out real candy. So the shit can sit in the bottom of your Halloween bag with the Sweet Tarts and Dum Dums. Only eaten as a last resort by the fat kids.
     
  18. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    nice. keep us posted as to what happens to the candy corn. :yes: