I've just eaten so much pizza and candy I can barely move

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by garypagetwo, Jun 29, 2013.

  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Im in some serious pain right now and feel like puking. The worst part is that even though I was full halfway through, I just kept putting slices in my mouth.

    I'm not going to let it bother me, though. Tomorrow I start an intense 1 month diet, and I guarantee the results will be amazing. I'll be making a thread with pics and info later.

    Hope everyone else is having a better Saturday than me!
     
  2. ChuckZ

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    PM Dawg for advice.
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    what's danish pizza like?
     
  4. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Wash it down with a gallon of bleach, faggot.
     
  5. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    just don't eat egg yolks. they're bad for you.
     
  6. Billy Brown

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    I hope you saved room for cock.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

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  8. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    tits
     
  9. Guy LaDouche

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    What kind of pizza do you prefer bro? You should get the "stop eating pizza at 3 slices" app....
     
  10. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    It would be cool if we could catalogue the dozens of times that bitch Gary has said he eats like a pig but he's about to start an intense diet. :jj:
     
  11. Chriza

    Chriza The One Man Gangbang VIP

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    Define guarantee. Can Dawg kill your account if you fuck up the diet? :p
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I actually PMd Dawg a while ago requesting for an Eating Disorder sticky to be made, but he never responded.
    Yes.
     
  13. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Hellz yeah! :cool:
     
  14. RH Goatcabin

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    :bigcry:
     
  15. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Aw Yeah, barely move.

    that works for me. :marx:
     
  16. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    No. Gary stays. I voted Page. :usflag:
     
  17. TelegramSam

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    GP2, you need to just let yourself have one cheat day where you eat whatever you want each week, and just eat sensibly the rest of the time. Assuming you work out, that's all you need to do.
     
  18. Chriza

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    You and fat Animalgod are the only two people here with eating disorders.
     
  19. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    That landslide victory really knocked the wind out of the sails of the "Everyone hates you." criticism, IMHO.
     
  20. Jeton

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    You can use a little more meat on your bones, Gary. Your ass nicely filling out would be a plus. I can see your blubberly ass cheeks rippling from my deep thrusting now. :read: