I've made a huge mistake

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    The new girl stopped by my place today, almost totally unannounced

    Twice

    Once around 3 and once just a few minutes ago

    The first time I had about an hour's warning, this last time about 2 minutes

    :facepalm:



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  2. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Did u get poop on the dick or something
     
  3. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    Does she like it doggystyle
     
  4. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Why dint you pork her both times?
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Tell her to call first who does she think she is
     
  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    time to move
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh she called first

    To tell me she was on my porch

    Dead fucking serious
     
  8. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    Tell her she's smothering you.
     
  9. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    I'm on season 2 of arrested development :up:

    Nice suggestion :bow:
     
  10. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    straighten this shit out asap!! bitch needs to recognize. the fat one that chopped your onions?
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    She sounds like a stage 5 clinger.
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    My nigga :cheer:


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  13. jdwhatever

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    :lol:lol:


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  14. jdwhatever

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    lol::lol:
     
  15. jdwhatever

    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    fuck these fucking smilies
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    And I don't mean for sex

    It was like "I'm in the neighborhood so I'm outside your apartment, come say hi"

    What the fuck
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Like wetback1 said, is she the milkfed woman who cut your onions and wears Robin Hood boots in the summer? :dontknow:
     
  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yes
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Wait, she's not fat you assholes :mad:
     
  20. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :D