I've masturbated thousands of times- Never got caught- Have you?

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  1. jersery

    jersery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I've pumped off so many times and to the best of my knowledge I have never been caught. Seems like I would have been busted at least once.

    Have you ever been caught masturbating? What happen?


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    Shedding Skin Damp Banned User

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    Dong thread???
     
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  3. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    one time by my then-wife
    other time almost at work
     
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  4. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I textured the walls in my bedroom as a youngster
    ejaculating as far as I could muster,crunchy carpet and balled up dirty socks I was hedonistic in my youth.
    shameful
     
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    It happened to me a dozen times in the last few years

    Between like 12 years old and 20 years old it never happened (Never got caught by Mommy :) )
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How many times has this thread been done? :coffee:
     
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  7. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I once got caught masturbating in the library bathroom at the University of St. Andrews.
     
  8. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    @HAL got caught by a Catholic Priest a bunch of times
     
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    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    That was a game they played. Does that really count?
     
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  10. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    you must have been making too much noise in the library
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I got turned on while reading "War and Peace" and made the pages stick together.
     
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    They just dont want any guys at the library, wtf? Sexism...

    Next, they'll ask you to stop breathing and hold your breath while youre there.
     
  13. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Yup. By mom, pop, and, brother. Finished each time like a pro.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    a family that jacks together stays together
     
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    I maintained constant eye contact with my relatives when they caught me.
     
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    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    Nope, but my mom used to tear my room apart looking for porn mags and the like. maybe she was into naked gals.
     
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