So I've decided I want my new username to be "Howards Horse Wife" it is a very clever username because it is a play on words. it sounds like house wife, but because beth looks like a horse, it's instead horse wife. very clever. house wife is a common term for wives running the home. beth is not an example of this, she is rather a horse wife, a wife who looks like a horse. you will see there are many benefits to this username change. so how can I change my username?