I've never pooped my pants

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  1. Benjys Beard

    Benjys Beard New Member Banned User

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    I haven't pooped my pants since I was about 1 year old in diapers. I see a lot of guys saying they have shit themselves in various situations. However, I have never done so. I am the champ of clean drawers.


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    Sup BB. Glad you are here. :hat:
     
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    Benjys Beard New Member Banned User

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    Thank you, my friend.


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    Westerberg Feelin' like a hundred bucks 2010 OG Gold

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    So you are 2manboobs then.

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    you have been blessed then, nothing worse than the stomach flip, followed by the gurgle gurgle, with no terlet in sight
     
  6. Scott

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    I sharted during a drunken softball game once. I was taking a leak on a tree beyond the outfield between innings and thought it was a harmless little fart. Luckily my apartment was close by. I ran home and changed and I don't think anyone even noticed. I was back in the field by the next batter.
     
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    Code brown at 1:09



    [video=youtube;4ex--oXMsR0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ex--oXMsR0[/video]
     
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    Haha. That's so disgusting.
     
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    Ha ha. A winner!

    [video=youtube;sOJMV6i3bjM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOJMV6i3bjM[/video]
     
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    He probably thought he was going to bang all three of those broads.
     
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    Up the ass!!! LOLOL!
     
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    That video exemplifies how your own farts don't stink, etc. The other three beat feet like Jaws in in the tub, and she just stands there in a diffusing puddle of her own shit.
     
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    It was all just a plot to get the hot tub to herself.
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian 2010 OG VIP Gold

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    it's one of those moments in life when you really really think if you don't move or say anything, it's really not happening :jj: