WTF I've never seen so many crying bitches in my life

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    What the hell is wrong with all of you? Some of the alerts I read from this forum remind me of when I was in kindergarten and little Suzie would run up to the teacher crying about everything and everyone. Get a fucking life already. Grow a set of balls you low-t bitches and QUIT CRYING. There are people like @Shivvy posting here who have real, serious problems like communion parties and broken modems but he NEVER alerts or cries about it. Take a lesson from him and MAN UP or face the music. :fil:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    sorry about that, i'll stop
     
  3. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    I need to alert more, gotta get the most out of my subscription.
     
  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Never stop :hug:
     
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    :jj:

    and birthday invitations.
     
  6. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    Start posting the alerts or they didnt happen
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You need to quit trying to please everyone as mayor and start dropping the hammer on these fucks.
     
  8. Bobby Axelrod

    Bobby Axelrod Well-Known Member

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    Frivolous alerts brought down the last message board I was on.
     
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  9. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    But I have no power!!!!
     
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  10. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Trust me. They happen. WHAAAAAAA. SO AND SO SAID THIS AND THAT AND WHAAAAAA.

    FUCK OFF!!!!!
     
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    i should have alerted on DBD yesterday.
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Transfer all calls for action to my office.
     
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    Stretch5000 Well-Known Member

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    Far be it from me to tell 'Shed mods how to do their jobs, but there are forums out there that'd boot crybabies who constantly alert. Everyone else then laughs at their expense.
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i just alerted on OP for funsies
     
  15. Sleep

    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble. VIP

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    Done and done.

    Being The Mayor is hard work, man.
     
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    Dave will buy you coffee though.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Is this about me
     
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  18. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    People will literally alert because they blocked someone but then logged out and saw that said blocked person posted in a thread they were in. :facepalm:

    FUCK OFF!!!!
     
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    SuperFarts Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry, what is a "low-t bitch", low testosterone?
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You are protected. You know that. :hug:
     
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